Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I Lost My Cabeza For A Minute



I don't know what was wrong with me, but there is only one picture of a cat in a funny position that can fill the void in my peen. (oww.)

And that is you Cheesecat.
xoxoxoxo

Fascinating Cat, It's not that I don't love you, I just love Cheesecat more.

Can I Get A FUCKING DUH!



Umm.. I'm not even sure this post, or this story was necessary. If you've ever even caught a glimpse of American Idol, you can see the sunshine Vicodin haze that gathers around Paula.

I always assumed that there was some sort of morphine drip underneath the judging table, or some smashed up good stuff in her COCA COLA cup.

Paula is now admitting that she had a problem with painkillers (which we ALL new), and is blaming all of her "HEY PAULA: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU" antics on that.

C'mon. This woman has Never been drunk before! Still, I don't think she's ever been sober either.

Love you Paula.